"The Salesman"

Once there was a salesman. He was a good salesman and able to sold lots of vacuum cleaner. He was always looking for promotion and ask his manager for it. But his manager always replied him that he was not ready yet  and he needs some more training. One day he complained to manager that he get bored with selling the vacuum cleaner in same place why not he send him in some new place. His manager listened to him and send him to countryside.

So he drove out of town and stopped at the farmhouse. He knocked  the door and farmer's wife open the door. As soon she opened the door he start his speech immediately.

"Mam how much time do you spend to sweeping the floors"

"A lots of time, its a farm as u can see and things get dirty quickly here" the woman replied.

"And how much time do you spend to beating the carpet" asked the salesman.

"A lot of time. This house gets dusty and my dog also lay on them."

"Well this is your lucky day" said the salesman.

Then he shows her his vacuum cleaner and said

"With this you can clean your whole house in just 5 mins."

Farmers wife doesn't look interested.

Then suddenly the salesman took a big bag of dirt and through it on the floor. The farmer's wife got very surprised but before she could say anything to salesman he took out his vacuum cleaner and said "Mam if this machine doesn't pick up every last piece of dart i will eat all of it." !!!!!!

The farmers wife looked at him and said 

"Well i will get  you a big spoon
We have no electricity here"

"LOL" this is happen when we tried to be too smart..............